A sign you're doing the Corvette life right

"Dsscats" (dsscats) 06/03/2015 at 01:41 • Filed to: None

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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 01:46

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dat LS7 tho

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 01:51

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The question is, how many miles are on it? Little mini trips destroy gas, as does revving it at car shows.

WarShrike > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 01:53

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So this is accomplished by:
• Go into garage.
• Unzip pressurized balloon storage container.
• Put on white gloves and booties.
• Get into car.
• Start car but DO NOT REV!
• Idle till warmed up.
• Promptly shut off.
• Use pipe cleaners to remove soot from exhaust pipes.
• Grab diaper and wipe body down.
• Close and reinflate bubble.
• Close garage door.
• Go scream at those damn kids again for getting on your lawn.
• Give the teenager next door the evil eye because you know he heard your precious investment idling in the garage and you know what he’s thinking of doing to it because you were once a teenage boy and had similar urges.

Axial > WarShrike 06/03/2015 at 02:04

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You’ve got three too many steps, man:

1. Put on all-denim outfit with Converse All-Star shoes and roll sleeves on the jacket
2. Go outside
3. Yank off the car cover and toss onto a patio chair
4. Put on fingerless driving gloves
5. Get into car
6. Insert engine key and turn to “FULL POWER”
7. Insert ignition key and start car
8. Put on “King of the Streets” by LazerHawk
9. Release parking brake
10. Take left out of neighborhood and full-throttle onto the highway.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 02:35

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And no less in a 60 year anniversary edition.

Dunnik > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 03:31

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It’s dangerous to go alone, here, take this:

DoYouEvenShift > Dsscats 06/03/2015 at 07:18

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